http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/psoriasis/DS00193/DSECTION=symptoms
So I am serious…
Here are the symptoms I got from the link above
Red patches of skin covered with silvery scales
Eww.. not yet happening, or better yet, not gonna happen.
Small scaling spots (commonly seen in children)
Nope. Not this either
Dry, cracked skin that may bleed
So far no. If you consider the ones I got from scratching my skin on a fence out of major stupidity, yeah, maybe. But I really think, no.
Itching, burning or soreness
I get itches, but I am pretty sure they are not redish or even burning.
Thickened, pitted or ridged nails
Haha. No. I am sure!
Swollen and stiff joints
I’m not old!
So I passed… let me try this one
Scalp psoriasis. Psoriasis on the scalp appears as red, itchy areas with silvery-white scales. You may notice flakes of dead skin in your hair or on your shoulders, especially after scratching your scalp.
I get dandruff, that’s true, but they are not this nasty.
So, you judge, am I a psoriasis victim or not? hahahahaha